Fresh corn roasting on an open fire
Plump pigs wriggling their nose
Yuletide carols sung by the cavy choir
And piggies nibbling their tiny toes

Everybody knows an apple and a carrot slice
Help to make your pig's eyes bright
Tiny cavies with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Santa's on his way
He's got a lot of parsley, kale and Oxbow hay
And every guinea pig is gonna wheeek
For extra 'falfa, carrot tops and fresh green leeks!

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To pigs and all of their slaves too
Although it's been said many times many ways
Merry Christmas to you!!!

By Jennifer Daviet